I always balk at people who tell me Wuthering Heights is their favorite romance. Both Cathy and Heathcliffe (also most people on that moor) are terrible people who deserve their misery.

Get ready for a lot of sighing and reluctant page turning.

Ugh yes, Count of Monte Cristo is my favorite book of al time. Who did the translation?

I was a girl and not much interested in that gut or any of the bug ones.
I was all about that fox one. Vulpex? Valtrex? Whatever, that one.

Males between the ages of 13 and 55 have been known to spontaneously combust reading that sentence you just wrote.
Nothing left but a smoldering pile of ash and a fedora…….

I'm floored by how many people don't know what IMDB is. Where else do you go after you watch a movie when you want to know weird minutia about casting?

It ain't easy bein' [Encyclopedia] Brown.

If we could post gifs in this new Disqus, I'd get the South Park one with the cable guy rubbing his nips.

All those Dutch angles……All that makeup……Where did her acne go? These questions go unanswered.

"It's either ergot poisoning or a Hasidic demon."
"Tense!"

"Do I really have a face like a horse?"
(silence)

What a coincidence, "Strictly Ballroom" is mine.

The movies Burton made with Lisa Marie as his muse are (I think) his best. The Helena years have this weird goofy "fun for all audiences" feel I don't particularly like.

Who doesn't love a three-legged dog?

"Oh, you could join The Avengers! They'll take ANYBODY. They have a guy with a bow and arrow, it's hilarious."
- Patton Oswalt

And yet Wonder Woman has never had a movie.

I want to buy you a drink and a puppy.

K. Thrace, I adore you so much.

I'm just pretty riled up over it. Domestic abuse is a personal thing for me. I prepare for the worst when it comes to discussing it.

Oh I so cannot wait for this board to fill up with people (I'm sorry, men) defending Nucky for punching that woman in the face because isn't that always the argument people run to when you tell them not to hit women? "Well, I wouldn't hit a woman BUT if she was attacking me, I would."
Which is not to say that I'm…