"My thin sister regularly sleeps late and when she eventually comes downstairs she is greeted cheerfully and warmly by my mother. When I choose to sleep late (which happens one in a blue moon) I can feel a very cold feeling coming from my mother, as though she’s disappointed with me."
……….Ugh………

The only better baseball movie is The Sandlot.

"Thin Privilege: "You’re not assumed to be unhealthy just because of your size."
Bullshit. Buuuuuulllllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Handicapped parking five miles long
Oh, da-doo-dad day
Try to park all niiiiiiiight, try to park all daaaaaay………

This is like when I was complaining about not liking the new Spock to my friend and she said "Well, Nimoy's not going to live forever, you better get used to this one" and I wouldn't answer her emails for a month.

"My girlfriend has 37 diabeteses!"
"In a row?"

What the hell is thin privilege? Why, it's privileged enough to be lean and sinewy as a glossy thoroughbred, but can they also get discounts?

Well, cheerleading squads back then were more egalitarian. "I'm sorry, Tom, but when I said everyone on the team needs to weigh 97 pounds, I meant the gents too."

Oh my God, those last two……..

I thought fish-hooking was when you don't use a curling iron right and the bottom bit of the hair is still straight.

Oh, I am going to have some terse words with the person who gave me this bracelet……

"I'm a mummy mommy. I'm single, but I got a career and I'm just trying to get back out there."

Yes, but only if he may use them to defeat opponents of the Jewish people in rap battles.

Thanks, Macklemore.

Smarter more educated minds than my own can answer that question.

Drinks, then?

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As has been pointed out to me, Kanye West is an interesting study in the way American media deals with ego in non-white men. He's about as self-interested as someone like Robert Downey Jr. and certainly less than Alec Baldwin, but we sort of let them get off with an "Oh, YOU" and generally see them as America's…

If you write "Yeezus" on the forehead of a clay man, he becomes a golem and may till the fields all days but the Sabath.

Wasn't the Trial of the Century about Evelyn Nesbitt?
Oh wait, wrong century.
Carry on.