Legolas gets that all the time. "No, you're thinking of a dwarf. I'm an elf who's MARRIED to a dwarf, however. It's very confusing when we make reservations."

With a terrifying denouement involving a banshee and a headless carriage ride, good LORD…….

Thanks, sweetheart.

Thanks, boo.

Poor you, at least I was at home…

Bacon.
Eugh god………

I had food poisoning, and my brain decided that now was the time to repeat "We Can't Stop" over and over again.
It was fitting.

Two day bout of food poisoning has sort of replaced the need to workout so.
Adequate, Bob.

Is that a bad thing?

They're opening for "Why Are You So Fucking Weird?" and "Pussy Face."

Birdsmell Revisited

They usually do.

If they smell, you should clean the cage.

Agreed.
It's not even like it takes you out of the moment, because I don't think anybody watching a Woody Allen film with a bunch of celebrities has even forgotten that they're watching a Woody Allen film with a bunch of celebrities.

HDB? Helena Dirty Bastard?

Considering the movie version they're doing stars Chris Pine, I doubt you'll see that 2% any time soon.

"Hey, Paul, do you like Third Eye Blind?"
(doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo)

Matt Smith has the natural physique of Sheriff Woody, but I guess he could pull it off?

@boxofcottonswabs:disqus If I was ever to become a stripper in London……..

To be fair, Sondheim can pretty much make a good musical out of anything.
Except Into the Woods. (flinches while Capezio jazz shoes thrown)