Matt Smith's fangirls only have one chin to fawn over. Cumberbatch's fangirls? Five.

I guess this is pretty mean, but isn't Patrick Bateman supposed to look like. You know. Christian Bale on an intense workout regime?

BORK.

@avclub-f312889cf65908647c57d219b7fc956f:disqus My favorite Roger character is forever Jeanie Gold, Wedding Planner Extraordinaire.
"What am I going to use them on? A man? Ha! I'm too set in my ways. A cup of tea, an hour of Jeopardy, a chapter of Little Women, and I'm out by 8 pm."

I'll be honest: I momentarily held out hope that he hit sand.
"Goddamn it, Eddie, stop screwin' around."
(Teutonic muttering)

He's a syphillitc moron.

Ron Howard: Yes, that one.

Cue Ron Howard-narrated cut-away of a man in an Apache mascot costume accosting Eddie on the boardwalk.

He will then remember, like all people do: "Hrm, oh. Right. I hate New Jersey."

RIP to those hot sweet buns.

"What's this?"
"A ukulele."
(reconsiders helping this kid not go to prison)

Coked-up Al Capone is the best Al Capone. It's so close to Drunken History that it's almost ridiculous, but Stephen Graham is just that talented that it would never look hacky.

The Boydman of Alcatrezes

Maybe she's like Roger the Alien: her strength comes from being mean to people. Hopefully, Richard comes back to her so she can get some pink in her cheeks from laughing at how nobody signed his cast.

Trying to rock that Billy Bibbit hairstyle like he's got any right…..

Nucky is sure as hell not going to feed that parakeet.

(gets punched in the Kaiser roll basket)
(spits cream of mushroom soup on the floor)

"No, but wait! I have to give him an Abbazabba! And I need to lose five more pounds to get into that red dress! I'm going to be on television!"

"Think Biblical Justin Timberlake."

IT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN'T REPLACE.