Turing and Lovelace: Digital Homicide

Elizabeth Bathory! Uh, I mean. Adrien Brody! I'm not good under pressure.

Sleepy Hollow IS pretty decent. To quote a friend: "It's Supernatural-level kitchsiness in writing, but it's awesome in terms of casting non-white people in starring non-entirely-antagonistic roles."
(Considering every not-white person on Once Upon A Time is a villain or immediately killed off…..)

Since the twitter handle is Kevin Sluggo, I assume John is your….faaaaather? Brother? Dog?

Or she's just had sex with porn-obsessed young guys…..

On the second day of Christmas, Miley Cyrus showed to me
2chainz's guest verse
And Masturbation on my Tee Vee

There's a line of dancewear called Eurotard and it makes me laugh so much…..

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive fooaaaaaaaaam fingers!

That didn't stop Stockard Chaning.

Is "baps" British slang for breasts?
If so, did they release the movie "B.A.P.S." under a different name in the UK?

"I'll miss ya, meatbag."
"Me too, meatbag."

"He do good snu snu."
"Eh………"

Was the alien the guy who looked like he was having an allergic reaction?

I've always wanted to go to the Highlands, particularly Loch Katrine. Does anyone know if it's worth the trip or would it just be "a miserable cunting experience"?

"Duyoo thinkam pritt-tay?"
You talk like you're from London!

Philip Seymour Hoffman will play the guy playing Farrel's avatar.

Your average nine year-old would just read that sentence as jibberish.

Don't forget the momentum-killer "Freddy, My Love."

Towelie, you're the worst character ever.

Oh, Scrawler? You have me signed up for a 9 am opening shift on Saturday? And my dog's getting married? What should I do?