Is it also the melody to "Funkytown"?

I still try to fill up awkward silences with "I carried the watermelon."
Not once has it ever worked.

The song every parent hates because the lyrics are too raunchy, which is weird because they say them so fast that kids can't understand them anyway.
"Dunuhu nunuh nuhuh, GREASED LIGHTNING, GO GO GO."

Ugh, I was also in Grease. They cast me as the principal because I was 5'11" and thin and "Nobody would believe you as a high schooler." That part sucked. I wasn't in any of the song or dance numbers. I just had to wait between the fun stuff to come in and snap at people for being teenagers, only to retire to the…

"Jinkies, Betty, I would never go out with a guy who wasn't sterile."
"Egads, Gladys, who would want to have sex with a guy who was biologically capable of having sex with them?"

Did anyone care about the National Lampoon's Temple Booze Run subplot?
And who laughs at a guy for having an erection from making out with a girl? Isn't that pretty standard? "Ha ha, Thompson's pupils are dilated, neeeeeeerrrrrrrd."

I like how we've seen Mickey be a doofus around everyone he's subordinate to, but the second we see him with an underling, he does a 180 and we see the person he's probably more like.

Thanks for nothing, Star Trek Reboot. No Pon Farr or anything……

We'll always have hot ass Dr. Thredson and his glasses.

I was wondering why it was called 'universal' and not 'global.'

And Rothstein did not give one single solitary fuck.

"The money I paid you is still here. What, does that make you honest or something?"
Ron Howard voice: It didn't. Richard had been trying the ancient Japanese art of origami, and had been trying to make a crane out of the $20 bill for four months.

And I liked the "BLAGH!" noise Richard made when that guy stepped on his hand.

Poor Quinto…….

"You remember my friend? He was going to your house for Easter?"
"Ha ha, what's an Easter? Who's that, some guy on Breaking Bad? Excuse me."

"Richaaaaaaaaaard?"
"What?" Silence. "Tch, WHAT?"
"Are you digging up the dead turtles and having a funeral for your gun?"
Pause. "Nooooooooooooo?"

He was truly awful on BE. I know people are going to reply to both of our posts with "But don't you remember when he—-?"
No I don't. He was contrived and one-note and inconsistent.

Hope Quinto and Cumberbatch win!
EDIT: Lol, welp.

"Ha, she loves breaking the law."
"Ha ha, remember the time you tried to marry me when I was underage?"
"………."
"Not even a little underage. Like, eleven."
"…………………"
"To Bill Brasky!"

In defense of the trope, the glasses are truly hideous. Not sure where her acne went……..