*makes skeevy tiger growl at The Fashion Club*

With that said, congratulations to Jim Parson…..

*rereads comment*
I said I only like it when Ben Vereen and Ginger Rogers tapdance……

Kind of John Arbuckle-y.

Could you rightly call anything with Houlden Caulfield involved "happy"?

"What's that giaaaaaant metal biiiiiiiiird?"
"They had planes in the 60s, Jenna."
"Oh. Right."

"Well, it's definitely frowned upon, but what isn't these days?"
Royal Tenenbaum

From Jenny McCarthy's Body Count.com, there have been 1289 preventable deaths related to Americans who wouldn't vaccinate their kids because of the dumb thing she said.
Legacy.

Agent Orange Pledge

I dated a German guy and he said Germans don't really know anything about Star Wars. What do little kids play at, then? Wagner's Ring Cycle?

Britches? You work in colonial Williamsburg?

Man, my cornea scratch is itching just reading that.

"I'm not racist" they begin as they launch into the most terrifyingly awful thing I've ever heard, punctuated with a pert "Just saying!"

Who hates singing and dancing? Look, I hate tap dancing (done by anyone not named Ginger Rogers or Ben Vereen), but I'd watch ten hours of it if Fosse directed it.

"On the other hand, I guess the colder and more emotionless they are on the outside, the more delicious it is when they finally open up to you and share their most intimate feelings, like solving an incredibly complex puzzle and finding someone's soul inside."
Now you got it! Girls, he solved the puzzle! He's reached…

Kid lost his soul for a bite of Laffy Taffy that tastes like Chanel No.5?

It's a warehouse filled with empty jars.

Spock was probably a surrogate father figure for lots of kids and a surrogate mental boyfriend for lots of females of all ages, so I guess my point is that Leonard Nimoy probably feels pretty weird when he talks to strangers.

I think I speak for most American children when I ask "What is Turkish Delight and why did Edmund basically sell his soul to the White Witch for it?"

*stifles a smile*