Ugh, I'm meant to be the Sansa Stark of the AV Club…..
Oh and by the way, what I said was "I want to live in the alternate universe where Zachary Quinto is straight" and what you douche canoes said was "There is no such universe."

From Something Awful's Surviving Disney World:
"At some point in their lives, all men must visit Disney World. Perhaps
your family drags you along, unaware the only men who truly enjoy Mickey
Mouse are the same ones who wash their hands several thousand times an
hour while counting every single window pane in the room.…

Seen through that point of view, Quasimodo swinging around on all those gothic spires is downright obscene.

"Smart phones! And tablets! And princesses! Kids love that, right?" (flopsweats at a shareholders meeting)

I still maintain wearing perfume is the most irritating thing you can do at the movies (though texting is a close second).

Shang was the hottest "prince." Kind of nebbish and nervous. Well, partially because he was afraid he was gay……

@avclub-f46294429e422f5da9b4d3dd0ca5b382:disqus …Was marrying Nimoy an option?
*scoots brain jar back*

Goddamn it, you people even ruin my fantasy worlds.
*scoots brain jar away from other jars and sulks*

Or the Ice King.

"Hey, Uncle Aeron."
"GO TO A WATERY GRAVE FROM WHENCE THOU SHALT NOT RISE AGAIN, THEON."
"You were more fun when I was five."
"AS WERE YOU. IGNORE ME."

They're supplying the soundtrack for when the Onion Knight takes a boat to capture the jaguar shark.

Damn, going hard on the white women today, man.

Blame the people who make jeans so unforgiving in the butt and crotch.

If they're just going to replace him with another sulky bro douche white guy, not sure what the point was.

It's basically glorified ass shaking, but instead of sort of crouching and moving it side to side, you crouch down deep and go back to front.
Or you cheat and do the stand, bend, and shake.

Sorry, it's already in the OED.

Considering most posters of twerk videos are white women, I think you're right.
My God, none of them can do it. None of them. NONE. It looks awful, stop.

Uh God, you must be using a Mac jar, I've got a Lenovo jar. Link please?

Sarah Silverman for a while……..

If that's true, what tube do I have to press to get Zachary Quinto's straight doppleganger to marry me?