That's some Riddler shenanigans, son.

Cody, you can take my car to go run groceries if you want.

Am I married? Oh boy, I hope he's cute…….

I could have been Princess Peach to his Mario……

I met a guy who was apprenticing to be a plumber. He seemed so happy and carefree….When he's good to go and start plumbering, he makes 50 grand right off the bat because of unions……
Should have married him, guys.

They like 'em pointier and smaller on BE than say GoT.

Uh, I haven't seen him playing with puppies or spending a whole episode in a towel, so no, I disagree.

C'mere, come in for a hug.

trombones led the marching baaaaaand!

Or "Pringles theory" in the soft sciences.

Link?

I've never slept to get ahead, but it does seem like a bad strategy to tell the person that's what you're doing the first time you have sex.

Here's hoping his Ruth Wilson-looking sister picks on him constantly.
"Why are you here? Did you get a girl in trouble?"
"Hrm, well. I did give her. A kid."
"Jesus."
"Hrm, no, I mean. I took someone else's kid. And gave it to her."
"….."

Nephew Will, who is now 35 this season……

And in the end, Richard murdered all the way to Pepperidge Farm.
#pepperidgefarmremembers

"Oh, my darling, don't cry."
Oh damn, now I want a Ghost and Mrs. Muir relationship with Jared Harris…….

The Midgard Serpent being, of course, Christopher Lee.

I was kind of hoping he'd be the ghost, although who would really mind being haunted by Jared Harris? I bet he'd even tuck you in at night and charge your phone while you slept.

"YEEEEHAW!" *slaps ghost steak on his crotch* "A Texan belt buckle!"

*opens box containing taxidermied ghost wearing a turban*
"Congratulations, you're being haunted by Bombay."
*sighs*