He will fight Benedict Cumberbatch on top of Nelson's Column. By defeating Cumberbatch, he will begin British Ragnarok.

"My dear, the only way to FIGHT a poorly behaved spirit is to become one." *kisses wife on the cheek* *breaks glasses* "Do feed the dog, won't you, darling?" *takes jump rope* "Tally-ho, then."

(whispers reverently) SAME!

Chris Pine does a better job getting Shatner's facial expressions and beats down than Quinto does imitating Spock. There are times where Pine looks just like Kirk but Quinto always just seems like something not quite Nimoy.

As a former employee, no. Not really.

Ha, stripper or MILF, the only two types of female roles that are interesting, ha.

I thought Mila Kunis was sparking in it. Sparkling.

Winona Ryder was super pretty in it.

YOU HAVE TASTE.

Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha rockin' everwhere!

"It took me ten minutes to realize 'F.U.' stood for 'Francis Undersigned.'"

*smears your forehead with olive oil*

Roman Borg and Greek Orthodox Borg. They sound the same, but Greek Orthodox Borg's Easter's like two weeks after Roman Borg Easter.

Maybe they live together.

I always thought Toby Maguire would make a good young Pope John Paul II (or JP2 as we call him in the Catholic community [not to be confused with his golem, J2P2]).

But there are nooooo popes in America!

I didn't vote for him. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

As a "fan", would you share with the class why you're still happy that it's ending?

I don't understand why it's become such a thing for these women to take shows about heterosexual men and insist they're "soooo gay all the gays total husbands." Is there a word for what they're doing?

Jason Momoa has been thrown around, but do you think he can carry a show like this?
That, or Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Mr. Eko from LOST).