"Here's my AU gender/race swap Chris Brown. Her name is Emma Roberts."

She's also 22 with a domestic violence record.
https://www.google.com/#q=e…

Man, I forgot how pervasive that bloodline is. They're like the Borgias……

What a perfect tag for "Somewhere."

I was reading an article in Vogue about this author blabbing on and on about an exclusive spa in Austria where they basically don't let you eat and they shock you with electric currents to get rid of "gut toxins" (Austrians!) and all I could think was "Wow, these people are so blessed that their idea of a vacation is…

She can't possibly be worse than Roman Coppola. He's the worst Coppola.

Gia Coppola only got famous because of her aunt Sofia Coppola, who only got famous because of her father Francis Ford Coppola.
It's like when dog eats its own vomit twice in a row.

Danny Tanner: The Cropsey of San Francisco

"Grandma, what do you think about Lisa Lampenelli?"
"Who?"
"SOLID BURN."
"What?"

You can see him singing Billy's "Suddenly Iiiiiiiiiii'm not so diff-fer-reeeeeeenttt" song.

Now that he pointed it out, I can't see people making out as anything else but two dogs eating spaghetti.

Re: Netflix sorting
It's wrong to sort it as a "stand-up comedy album with video" and more "a thoughtful honest performance that is occasionally humorous."

"I'm fat. Laaaaaaaaaaaadies. You hear me, you know. I'm fat. And guyyyyys don't wanna fuck this, alrite, you know what I'm sayin'?"
*flop sweat*

Of course they're dirty. They're rationing shampoo and conditioner. Shit's expensive.

Goddamnit, now that's in my head.
Septipusssssssssss, Septipussssssssssss.

Goddamnit, I laughed.

Linda, STOP!

"I even met a rich, older christian man to provide me with riverfront property."
BEAUTIFUL.

I hope the theme song is "Yankee Doodle Dandy" in a minor key.
Public domain!

Crowley and Aziraphale, forever bantering in the ineffable eyes of Josh Hartnett.