American Whore Story

$ whiskey, $ scotch
$ bourbon, $ crotch

Ask how I got hot Anglo Saxon girls raiding from home!

Come on, man, "Berserker", girls think sexy!

I'M LISTENING TO THIS IN 1195 AND THEYRE BURNING DOWN MY MONASTERY LIKE IF YOU AGREE

Where is Haaaaarry Truuuuuuuuuman?

Ha, like they let women pilot shows like this.

"I love you, Mom."

"That was the worst week of my life."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You got to crash a car and set a house on fire! I got NOTHING!"

It took me forever to figure out that Jeffrey Tambor played the sea captain with the capybara that shanghais them.

"Why don't all men do this?"

We didn't think it through.

They're also voiced by Laura and Sarah Silverman.

Remember when "berserk" used to refer to Vikings working themselves up for battle?
ONLY 1190s KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS!

Bob's Burgers is one of the best written shows on today, and this coming from someone who didn't watch it the year it came out because the ads made it look so obnoxious. It's completely novel in its writing but completely relatable in its relationships, and it has the most thoroughly consistent tone I've seen in any…

Leonard Nimoy makes a knowing face to the camera.
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Cranberries in sizzurp.

In the game of VMAs, you either get bored or inundated with gifs that make you look for leaked videos on YouTube.

Nordor.

Lil Wayne Lil Disappointed in Himself This Year.