"Mothers never bother to wait up for the daughters he dates."
Mrawr.

Not to mention the fifty "This feels wrong" "No it doesn't, shut up" conversations.

Living in an alternate universe that's like the B- version of this one makes me all itchy and ornery when I think about it. Think about it: a universe where Pepsi and Coke switch tastes and American Horror Story is their Breaking Bad. *shudder*

"Did it grow back?"
"Did what grow back?"
"Well let's just say, before you left it looked like it was wearing a nicely fit turtleneck, not a cowl."

Rodin's The Burghers of Malaise

*lives life to the fullest by watching documentaries and drawing*

Happy early birthday!

Dish, girlfriend.

…..Certainly NOT that…….Certainly not………

Sounds like a Tom Waits lyric.

It's my birthday today!

….What?

IT WAS FUCKING DUMB, WHO SERVES CORN AND PASTA?

Yes, but we've only seen one guy in his underwear and 3/4 of all women have been seen in undress. Kind of different than a few short skirts from back in the day. Plus, the skimpy outfits were a way for Rodenberry to distract the censors so he could get away with more controversial things in the writing. Originally,…

Also, none of Kirk's trademarked "kick em in the sternum" fight movements.

Yes, but there have been four named female characters in these movies: Gaila the Orion, Uhura, Carol, and Amanda (Spock's Mom). All but Spock's Mom have been seen in their underwear, two of them unwittingly. The only one in her skivvies of her own will was killed, and Spock's Mom was killed for her son's character…

A cozy little place where we talk about recipes on Wednesdays and have our inside jokes about Brett Ratner.
*sighs happily*

…..Did you mean Helen Keller?

No, he can play Mushi the Cat who eats food really loudly when the Nazis are searching downstairs.

1000% precisely.