This game needed more Ralph Macchio.

Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got em!

"I got me three beers and a fistful of downs. I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck you clowns!"
The greatest line in any song evah!

I thought it was about dropping a steamer on some chick's tits. But I could be mistaken.

A fun thing to do on those days when you have too much time on your hands is to play GTA on your home city streets.
I usually find someone driving a vehicle with either a W04 or McCain/Palin sticker on their vehicle, drag them out of their vehicle and then bludgeon them to death with a tire iron. Steal their vehicle…

Balls, balls, balls against your chin.

I blame excessive amyl nitrate usage.

Lot of people pick their nose and eat it too.

Teen Wolfman

Beth Ditto is fat

FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

I have the album and the book.

I have to take this opportunity to agree with ZMF.
Full Metal Jacket rocks and if you don't agree, then you need your appendix pulled out through your throat.

I've never met Samuel L. Jackson
And am eagerly awaiting the phone to ring for my A.V. Club interview.

I just came.

YEAH AND GETTING BLOWN IS BETTER THAN EITHER ONE BUT NOBODY HERE IS TALKING ABOUT GETTING BLOWN
THIS SHIT IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Gordon Solie and Georgia Championship Wrestling!

Two words, kids.
CACTUS FUCKING JACK!

Matt Frewer as Murdoch