As a resident of Michigan I offer my heartfelt apologies for Ted Nugent, but on the plus side for my state he has moved.

As a resident of Michigan I offer my heartfelt apologies for Ted Nugent, but on the plus side for my state he has moved.

NBC is a network in the same way Delorian is a car company. You can still find evidence that both existed and they were both popular in the 1980s and are now only brought up for ironic purposes.

NBC is a network in the same way Delorian is a car company. You can still find evidence that both existed and they were both popular in the 1980s and are now only brought up for ironic purposes.

Every week Is Dean Pelton does another verse of "Come on Eileen" I will buy ad space, I will send NBC money.  I swear.

So good I can't even be depressed about how many more people will have watch that show on CBS.  I just feel sorry for them.

One more + and maybe a  % or a #.

I'm trying to give them money, dammit.

Is it just me or does Greendale CC have the longest winter breaks in all of higher education?

The Silk Spectre has such marvelous hair DC, what shampoo does she used?  And if you could stretch the reveal out over four books and maybe an annual that would be great.

On the list of things that NBC does wrong this , while moronic, barely moves the needle.  A needles made out of wood and metal taken Conan"s desk, floorboards for the set of Leno's 10 o'clock show, the copy machines that turned out the pilot for Whitney and the big board that show the winter schedule without Community.

We shall treat each episode as if it is the Zapruder film and we are Oliver Stone.

So what the hell are we doing on Thursdays from now on?  I talk to you people more than I do my family, and none of you have hit me up for loans.

If it's Micheal Chang Sr's wish that we follow are dreams that he will put down the tennis racket and clap for use as we watch Alison Brie sing in baby talk.

At this point I would like to remind everyone that, on the cusp of 2012, NBC has bought a pilot for a sitcom starring Dane Cook.  This is the equivalent of utting out a new video game for the Sega Genesis of making sure there is a tape deck in your new car.    NBC, where 2012 equals Dane Cook.

Now begins the winter of our discontent.  Well 8.31pm begins the winter, although if its a good Parks than maybe 9.  I AM COMMUNITY.

Yes, but it didn't have that much competition tonight.

So is she adorkable or just retarded, because at no point did Jess act like an actual adult human being it this episode.

I try to forget Lorre and any of his shows exist.

This was the first episode where Ben and Leslie worked for me.  Maybe it's just that they had so little screen time together.  Maybe all they ever needed was an elderly court stenographer.