No, I'm just an idiot.

The Lack of Inclusion of American Movie
renders this list invalid.

It's not his fault. When you're that old, all you can do is wiggle it around until there's a puff of dust.

And he had to *work* for that one.

The real question is did they call them handjobs in 1963? I'd guess probably, but I'd have to ask Gramps to be sure, which I won't.

Pete
is quickly becoming the most compelling character on the show, and I've never been a Pete fan.

Don sleeps with independent women, not woman who call, unsolicited, his home desperate for *something*. It's not going to happen.

I thought it was a great exchange. Don's ripping ads out of magazines waiting for his child to be born (better than being in a bar, I suppose), and the prison guard* with his better man speech and enthusiasm ("not as much as I should") is there to reming Don and us of his failings.

Quit raining on my parade. It was awesome.

The Dalai Lama came to speak at my school pretty recently. I didn't see his speech, but I did see his motorcade. I've also seen Bill Clinton's motorcade (when GWB was president), and the Dalai Lama's was far bigger. It's like they expected the Chinese to show up with RPGs. It seriously took about ten minutes for the…

But Junior Seau and Rodney Harrison are both dead to me now.

I saw Junior Seau running stairs in our high school stadium once during the summer.

Oh, and Yak Ballz. He's not exactly famous, but I actually talked to him for a while. Cool guy.

If you read the review of the new Vivian Girls album
then you'll know I'm a super-fan. I saw them on Wednesday, and it was the bass players birthday (sweet holy christ is she cute). Anyway, about 1/2 through the set, the sound guy brought out a cake and the crowd all sang her happy birthday. Anyway, she was drunk as…

And btw, I'm 2 incehs shorter than you, ZMF, but I weigh 60 lbs less.

@ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER: I am a vegetarian, but I'm not a yuppie. I used to be a butcher (because I'm a FUCKING LIMP-DICKED BITCH), and that shit'll put anyone (even you) off meat for life.

@DEFAULT TEXT: that last post of mine was directed at Tracy Dawes, not ZMF. That's a fight I don't want to start.

http://bit.ly/3n127z Shut your fat mouth (yes, I realize BMI is far from ideal, but still, even the normal BMI range is sort of chunky for non-muscular people).

6'5'' 215 isn't cut, it's chubby. Enjoy your grease-soaked cardboard.

@Writ Large: I am familiar enough with Three Doors Down to know what a crock of shit that statement is.