Is it ela EH minha menina? I don't speak Portuguese.

*In conclusion, fuck all of you except Metallic Birds

To what end is everything bright orange and exXxtreme? The max (or maxXx).

I say we wait until The Prisoner debuts before making any end-of-the-golden-age pronouncements. AMC has the potential to carry television by itself.

Japan, you are a stupid Condo Fuck.

Vivian Girls is to The Shaggs as Nirvana is to Meat Puppets.

Gamer Grub's bull-semen coating might not make you any better at gaming, but it'll give you the necessary rage to scream at that pissant 12 year old until your throat bleeds Mtn Dew.

People always say "if you like Vivian Girls, you should listen to BAND X, they're better." Well, I have listened to BAND X, and Vivian Girls are better.

I'm impressed by your ability to stick your hand so far up your ass that it reaches your small intestine. Have you considered working in porn?

No, they would have been too busy building their bomb shelters and hoarding canned meat paste.

You know who's a fucking loser? You, for not being me.

Gamer Grub
What's that, hot pockets filled with Cheetos and pizza grease?

I do that too

Also, Weeds used to be good, but I still wouldn't say that season 1 was evidence of a golden age. And Dexter's pretty great, as long as the camera's on Dexter.

And these shows didn't:
30 Rock
Mad Men
Breaking Bad
Party Down

Sorry, what I meant to say was chupapa chupa YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Fuck this review
I'm thrilled with them putting out a clone of their debut. I'm going to see them live on Wednesday and Thursday, and it's going to be perfect, because their Self Titled is perfect and I won't hear a word otherwise. Because people that don't like the Vivian Girls are the very worst kind of asshole,…

Ela minha menina
E eu sou o menino dela

I've read posts here
describing Idiocracy is a chopped-to-pieces-in-post, fatally flawed film, and I disagree. It's not perfect, and certainly should have been better, but it's more than cohesive enough. The ending is slightly off, but I don't think the narration is distractingly bad, or that its effectiveness is…

Do these effectively hide my thunder?