its way out*

Facebook is still big with the people I know, but I think it's on it's way out. Once the parents/grandparents got on it, the young 'uns (and my peers) will start posting their drinking and bikini picks elsewhere. I doubt it'll go away completely, but it won't be as omnipresent.

I stole a John Malkovich cutout from a movie theater. But it's really too scary to display.

Maybe they were making fondue?

Eva Mendes is 30? Huh

I loved the mermaid song

They should have taken off their shirts.

The Stones were one of the worst concerts I've ever been to. I saw them in a stadium.

If it's any consolation, I'm told that postal fraud is the sexiest fraud after wire fraud.

What, you've never showered in a sink before?

I would recommend it. Highly.

Just like breast-writing

But it's so perfectly swirled on the spoon!

2-5 years from now
I see a lot of this crap showing up at foodbanks.

Nope: http://tinyurl.com/c7slcb

No, all you have to do is eat the buttered popcorn, save the cup and wait…

Yowler: If you're calling my blood-marinated fugu stupid, well then, we're going to have problems.

Bombay Sapphire counts as food right? I think so.

It's been a long time since I've had any jelly beans, but if I remember correctly the rule is: solid hue, good to chew; if it's not, chuck the lot.

It's low fat too, so it must be healthy!