TURK 182

And before every meal we could all recite "We will be like Chang"
http://www.pww.org/article/…
I might start doing that anyway

Never actually used it, but I think I'd like to give my (hypothetical) significant other the pet name of "Comrade." Yeah, that's smooth.

"I'll take a five"

Hank looked suspicious of the fake Heisenburg they arrested. And the blue meth will still be on the streets. This isn't over.

*as much fun for me

Fuck it: "If you invite me back to your place, I'll poop in your toilet"

Snape: "I need the lights to be off because I'm ashamed of my body. Just not as much as I'm ashamed of yours."

"Tom Hanks is the greatest actor of the last twenty years"

I was always under the impression that girls don't like it, they put up with it.

Thanks TomWaits, now I'm imagining how us AVC commenters would present ourselves on personals pages.

Snow Day has Iggy Pop in it? I may have to revisit that movie. If only because I'm a glutton for punishment.

Fun fact: I saw Remember the Titans with my white-trash, cotton-farming paternal grandmother in a theater in Atlanta. Right as the credits started to roll, she said, in a voice loud enough for everyone to hear "That Denzel Washington sure is handsome for a black man." Despite me having done a lot of stupid,…

The only response to Jezebel readers saying "awww he's precious INTERNET HUGS FOR HIM" is Dollar Bill Wirtz saying "you bitches need to be more sexually aggressive"

Not to say that Diddy isn't an asshole. Because I'm sure he is.

@Yummush!: http://tinyurl.com/ctm84w

@Louis Canon: and in spite of myself, I love him for it.

OMFG TARD! WTF IS RONG WITH U?

I disagree. It's ridiculous without being awesome. And I still don't understand, after many hours of consideration, why SPOILER (as if you care) Markie Mark had to beat up that guy in the ice before killing him. That whole movie is full of stupid bullshit like that which pisses me off.

Loathe as I am to disagree with our hipster-overlords at Criterion, The Rock siphoned the shit from the sewage tank of John Madden's RV.