I have a hard time thinking of pet-names in any other context than "Babe, I was drunk. Sugar, she meant nothing to me!"

Poll: Snow Dogs/Snow Day, which is worse? Having seen both (in theaters no less), I'm going to go with Snow Dogs. THE DOGS DON'T TALK, AND THE PREVIEW LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT THEY WOULD.

They'll get deleted soon enough (along with the context for our hate). FUCK YOU LADY DISDAIN!

"rag on any film that involves Cuba Gooding Jr expelling bodily fluids into a giant fan and them getting on people. Everything about Boat Trip reeks of masterpiece, the conceit of the film, Horatio Sanz, a cruise ship."

The only thing reasonable here is your mom's hourly rates!

I don't know how he thinks he can get away with playing a bad-ass. 1) He was, and will always be Markie Mark 2) he's short 3) he used to be a Calvin Klein underwear model. I'm not intimidated.

And he had a sex scene in Before The Devil Know's Your Dead with Marisa Tomei!

Oh, and that drug dealer boss trying to be intimidating (like the scene in the restaurant where he makes that couple eat off the floor) are among the stupidest scenes I've ever seen.

I actually watched this movie on TNT on saturday. It must be nice to live in a world where there are no consequences for your actions. Also, you can totally tell which scenes Mark Wahlberg (sp?) insisted on being written into the movie if he was to star in it (I'm looking at you, scene toward the end with Markie…

If guys can do it to each other, they thought of it. I'm siding with Yummush.

Fun fact: Jamie Foxx (is that enough Xs?) actually had his teeth chiseled to better portray his character in The Soloist. I'm sure the awards he receives for that film will be well worth his now-mangled smile.

Lifetime passes absolutely are retroactive. Or at least redemptive.

I wonder if I sign up for the onion personals, will she love me?

Maybe he knows that no matter how bad of a film he's in we'll love him anyway? That's what I'm going with.

If I call you a pretty, pretty princess will you shut the fuck up?

Miller takes it with "Achilles Dudewrecker"

Ravin Troglodyte

scissors & rock beat balls

Irn Brute

2 many words. I blame twitter