Speak of Boyz n the Hood
Just re-watched Menace II Society. That movie is a lot more terrible than I remembered it.

@Bill M: As would Omar

It's "splooge" everywhere I've lived.

I think I'd rather be addicted to heroin than meth. At least I could keep my teeth.

Jesse just wants to be taken seriously. Now that he can be, I'm excited to see where he's going.

Late to this party I know, but failed firstie is my favorite commenter on this site.

You're not from Vidor are you?

I wasn't being sarcastic. I don't think it was in bad taste.

And goat tobacco.

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Fuck. Well I thought of another thing that used to scare me to death as a young child: garbage disposals. And large dogs (which I now love), but that was only because a friend's Newfoundland pushed me ass-first through a glass coffee table.

Who doesn't hate clowns?

I go for dirty talk. A sample: "Oh baby, your jugs are so hot. Does it turn you on when I grab it like a motel shower valve that you have to pull and twist clockwise for hot water? It gets me sexually aroused, which is why I'm poking your leg with my crotch cobra. I want to put my mouth on your nipple, but the…

A real soccer player would have trapped that with his chest.

Willy Wonka, like all good children's entertainment, is supposed to be terrifying. Have you seen the illustrations for The Twits?

I don't mind fish in general, but if I ever saw one of those deep-water no-sunlight ocean fish in person there is no doubt in my mind I would lose my shit.

I saw BASEketball when I was 9 or 10. I have no desire to see it again, but it was the greatest thing ever at the time. Everybody has a friend who's parents just don't give a shit.

Man that's a great movie. It really reminds me of a SyFy Channel origional movie, in that it's so fucking awesomely predictable. But hey, so is Snakehead Terror, so it's in good company.

Man that's a great movie. It really reminds me of a SyFy Channel origional movie, in that it's so fucking awesomely predictable. But hey, so is Snakehead Terror, so it's in good company.

Sheltered Child Thread
I wasn't allowed to see any television, movies or videogames (or listen to any music, and with no older siblings this shit was enforced) that would have scared me to death when I was little, but my parents somehow let a copy of Robert Cormier's Fade slip by that I read when I was WAY too young…