Sheltered Child Thread
I wasn't allowed to see any television, movies or videogames (or listen to any music, and with no older siblings this shit was enforced) that would have scared me to death when I was little, but my parents somehow let a copy of Robert Cormier's Fade slip by that I read when I was WAY too young…

That was really him.

Well, that Lemon wasn't sour, I think she liked it. Or pretended to. I don't think that's the case though, and I'm only speaking for myself here, but I can be very erotic to a woman while repeatedly honking her tit.

What was he doing anyway? That wasn't a pass, and she wasn't standing in front of the goal.

I loved that Toby talks to his friend (?) on the phone while peeing. Classy.

30 minutes of boob grabbing.

Those little icons had mac written all over them. I'm glad they're not above hitting someone while they're down.

It was college students.

"Is this a firing meeting?"
"It is now"

Ryan stealing the shoes was great. Ryan was pretty much great all-around.

Jim: Such a thing exists (mostly). It's actually synchronized cat dancing, which is even better.

…preferably by being the biggest asshole possible.*

Close, TW, it involves trepanning and Grace Slick skull-fucking you with a bundle of burning sage.

I don't do drugs, but I'll suck your dick for a dime bag of crank anyway.

I hope not. Besides, I always pictured O'Neil as Harvey Pekar.

Bratz gave my sister unrealistic expectations of head size.

I enjoyed that^ far more than I should.

Oh Snap!

She looks exotic
I wonder if her dad was a GI or something?

He died because *someone* thought it would be a good idea to feed him grapes.