@ Jorge: True, but they both make the goods available via third party vendors.

Hey Jorge, your mom's vagina reminds me of ebay, because both only give me positive feedback.

(Koski revulsion dance)

Hey Louis Canon, when I think of your mom's vagina, I think of the stock market. Because it's definitely neither a sole proprietorship nor a limited partnership.

What else is he going to do? Eat your garbage and give you a new-age-spiritualism-littered speech about how food waste fills landfills and destroys the environment? That doesn't sound very intimidating. He needs to put down the guitar and pick up a can of Steven Seagull's Lightning Bolt: Asian ExperienceTM

The Illusionist and The Prestige
Mission to Mars and Red Planet
Tombstone and Wyatt Earp
Chasing Liberty and First Daughter

I saw Seth Rogan on the Daily Show recently. He's lost a ton of weight.

I want to make her a victim of my sexual charisma.

Cheetos Rant
Cheetos: The snack of bus-riding, orange-fingered, Jumbotron-proposing, foul-smelling, obese pants-shitters. And you, whose snacking habits have failed to develop past the level of a sausage-fingered, 5th grade mouth-breather. You're like gum chewers; no one takes you seriously.

Eww, like ben wa balls? Don't they get soggy and come apart and leave you with a giant, disgusting fucking mess?

Or life-saving.

y nuestros corazones?

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

(farts. picks chip crumbs out of chest hair. consumes)

You two aren't banging, are you?

Can't it be both? Can't our food be more calorically dense, but also sold by the cubic yard?

If there's a company to step up to that challenge, it's Jones Soda.

I watch the episodes online, and they don't include teasers. Which I prefer, because I'd rather go into an episode fresh. I mean, I don't want you to restrain yourselves for my sake, but I agree with The Shot Up Guy.

http://tinyurl.com/d7dq9d

Her?