(continued from response to Buttermoths)
5. First thing in the door, Onion/AV Club counsel tells new employees:
     a. Do not violate copyright.
     b. Do not threaten to kill an actual person online, even if it's a joke.
I only read through about a dozen comments, but in those, Zombie MF twice threatened to kill…

The lighting seemed wierd. And the clothing looked like it was straight off the costume rack?

1. I read through approximately one dozen of Zombie MF's comments. He apparently genuinely likes Jason Statham.
1. Patton Oswat and I are the only people in the western hemisphere who genuinely like Jason Statham (no irony, no slumming).
2. Statham fans from the other hemisphere would not use the word "malfeasance"…

ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKER is Patton Oswalt.

Please get someone to fix your Wikipedia page: "…and his professed love of various 'low-brow' films, such as Crank." >>> "and his lack of pretension in relishing real action movies, such as Crank."

I read The Doll's House this weekend and liked it better than Preludes and Nocturnes. It gets to the story a bit more.

Why downtown and walking? What about a taco tour (best and origins)?

Caught up on Justified. Wynn Duffy!
Caught up on the only reality show I watch: Portlandia.
Caught up on Parks and Rec. Is it cancelled?
I tried The B_ in Apt. 23. I do not understand why the show universally is loved here. I watched an episode in which they go to the Hamptons, one with a dating show, and one so…

Caught up on Justified. Wynn Duffy!
Caught up on the only reality show I watch: Portlandia.
Caught up on Parks and Rec. Is it cancelled?
I tried The B_ in Apt. 23. I do not understand why the show universally is loved here. I watched an episode in which they go to the Hamptons, one with a dating show, and one so…

DCI Banks airs this week on public broadcasting stations. I cannot find a review of it here. Is it good, like Prime Suspect, or dull, like the other British detective shows? I do not see it mentioned in any comments. I don't think Disqus has a search function for comments, but AV Club should request that one be added.…

I have seen the theatrical version like twelve times and the director's cut twice and know the difference. Men.

I hope Celebretards is the sequel to Idiocracy.

Yes, that's it. I liked that, so it makes sense that Tarantino did not direct.

I read this a few weeks ago, and since watched Bramford's The Special-special-special, and listened to Aziz Ansari's Dangerously Delicious, Hannibal Buress' Animal Furnace, and John Mulaney's New in Town. I think the AV Club lists and all the commenters should have included a recommended listening/watching order. I…

I read this a few weeks ago, and since watched Bramford's The Special-special-special, and listened to Aziz Ansari's Dangerously Delicious, Hannibal Buress' Animal Furnace, and John Mulaney's New in Town. I think the AV Club lists and all the commenters should have included a recommended listening/watching order. I…

I watched the feature-length U.S. Navy recruiting movie called Battleship. I heard that it was based on the game, and I liked the game as a kid. It was a pretty good action movie, nevertheless, I will not be joining the Navy. It would have been better with less Go Navy and more background on the aliens. Rihanna was…

I watched the feature-length U.S. Navy recruiting movie called Battleship. I heard that it was based on the game, and I liked the game as a kid. It was a pretty good action movie, nevertheless, I will not be joining the Navy. It would have been better with less Go Navy and more background on the aliens. Rihanna was…

Snarky!

Who is a better writer—Tarantino or Anderson?

Really? Your Saturday movies total more than 24 hours of running time.