KROQ? I hope Dr. Drew was stuck in the booth.

Oh, holy crap! I'd better hurry on over there to catch up on their unique, irreplaceable viewpoints on the new Will Smith movie or the new video of a monkey riding a pig! 

Thank you for your opinion, man-who-thinks-that-goatee-is-a-good-idea.

Dan Savage is a far *less* insufferable version of something? Holy crap.

"Why are we all twenty-year-olds? Aren't we in charge of a trillion dollars interstellar spaceship?" (or something, I don't know…)

"My wife is a slut!"

PROTIP: If you have somehow managed to prevent Jenelle from serving almost any jail time, you might be a fucking miracle worker.

Excuse me, does the word "Anonymous" mean anything to you? Thanks a lot, Brocktoon.

Chances this woman in any way physically resembles Daenerys/Emilia Clarke?

@avclub-f42523df3fafe56f111474dc70679dcf:disqus The fact that Venezuela still has many problems (like any country) does not imply that Chavez was an evil dictator, as he is frequently portrayed in the politicized U.S. media.

The Facultollah Khomeini

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Do you have actual knowledge about Venezuelan politics and society, or are you just ignorantly parroting out of your ass what you heard on TV somewhere? (Let me answer that for you: the latter)

The original is literally the worst hit song I have ever heard. I'm not being ironic or spouting typical AV Club hyperbole. I have literally never heard a worse hit song.

Just to be clear, I am entirely willing to sell the rights to this AV Club promotional commenting account to Disney for $1 million or so.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

In the DVD version of the 1976 King Kong they edited them out entirely. Instead King Kong attacks a seemingly invisible building and appears to levitate. It makes the movie much more interesting.

He was armed with a very threatening thesaurus!!!

They hadn't even started filming when he was killed. Considering the finished product looked like it took about 10 minutes to write, I'm guessing the rewrite wasn't that big of a deal.

Wait a minute, what if the WTC really *did* house a fleet of UFOs, and what if that's why the government painted it with explosives and shot a missile into it? Does Jesse Venture know about this???

Why is that picture of Lena Dunham labeled "Todd Van Der Werff???