HEY, O'NEAL! GOD ISN'T REAL!!!

If he only wanted the audience to have a good time, then why did he torture it by forcing it to watch movies like Snakes on a Plane????

Halving its profits? Without the viral marketing that shit would have been straight-to-video.

@avclub-7f0d5ceefd00ad8303401bdcf213eb83:disqus - "And has a ludicrously hardcore, protracted , rapey sex scene that just appears out of nowhere."

I guess people watching reality TV see what they want to see. I personally did not mind him, but there are plenty of actual reasons to dislike Tesar. For example, he WAS being completely serious about his dish being off because he couldn't find a good pot (???).

He was clearly joking when he said that. I am baffled that anyone took him seriously.

I felt like the producers had a pretty strong hand in this one. First of all, I fully suspect that they actively recruited (and possibly paid) John Tesar to come on the show in the first place because they knew he would cause drama. And second, the unprecedented 1 v. 1 elimination face-off that just happened to…

Almost the entirety of the U.S. government thinks you can go to war with an abstract noun, so not sure why you expected anything more enlightened from this country.

Almost the entirety of the U.S. government thinks you can go to war with an abstract noun, so not sure why you expected anything more enlightened from this country.

Also, the whole making your propagandistic movie a revenge fantasy about the murder of another human being thing.

Also, the whole making your propagandistic movie a revenge fantasy about the murder of another human being thing.

I hate making the libertarian-tax-dollar argument, but are we really paying to house this guy for TEN years? For hacking a phone? He sounds like a giant creep, but come on. Would a ONE year sentence not be enough to deter him?

I hate making the libertarian-tax-dollar argument, but are we really paying to house this guy for TEN years? For hacking a phone? He sounds like a giant creep, but come on. Would a ONE year sentence not be enough to deter him?

I thought it was suspicious that he had a review up for the entire Hobbit trilogy. See it's pulled now. #LeonardPierce #NeverForget

I thought it was suspicious that he had a review up for the entire Hobbit trilogy. See it's pulled now. #LeonardPierce #NeverForget

Close your eyes Prop Joe!! I'll make it fast!!

Close your eyes Prop Joe!! I'll make it fast!!

I haven't read the books in a long time and may be blending things together, but I thought it was the Ents who came in at the end and tore shit up. I'm just going to remember it that way because that's way cooler than whatever could have been in the book.

I haven't read the books in a long time and may be blending things together, but I thought it was the Ents who came in at the end and tore shit up. I'm just going to remember it that way because that's way cooler than whatever could have been in the book.

I don't understand the hate directed at the story and minor plot holes in the prequels. The actual problem was that they featured poor dialogue, poor acting, poor directing, poor editing, and the extreme overuse of (poor) special effects.