"Don't you see? You have proved my point!" said the Oriental Horse Lord while forcing himself on a 12-year-old girl.

There's no such thing as great dialogue in a fantasy novel…

There's no such thing as great dialogue in a fantasy novel…

Started out with exploding whale video and Star Wars kid and has just gone down hill ever since.

Started out with exploding whale video and Star Wars kid and has just gone down hill ever since.

Someone did this with The Shining and it is way better. (Too lazy to provide link)

Someone did this with The Shining and it is way better. (Too lazy to provide link)

IN THIS EPISODE OF BULLSHIT! WE EXPOSE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ALLEGED "SANTA CLAUS." TURNS OUT HE DOESN'T EXIST, DUM DUM.

IN THIS EPISODE OF BULLSHIT! WE EXPOSE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ALLEGED "SANTA CLAUS." TURNS OUT HE DOESN'T EXIST, DUM DUM.

Ricky Gervais is/was one of my favorite comedians but he needs to stop with his dumb atheism crap. Nobody cares except annoying teenagers on Reddit — just stop it, dude. Most of the time it's just being mean.

Ricky Gervais is/was one of my favorite comedians but he needs to stop with his dumb atheism crap. Nobody cares except annoying teenagers on Reddit — just stop it, dude. Most of the time it's just being mean.

That that one-eyed thing from the Matthew Groaning space show?

That that one-eyed thing from the Matthew Groaning space show?

I can't think about Scotch eggs without picturing Big Keith from the Office eating one while wearing an Ali G costume and talking about bum bags.

I can't think about Scotch eggs without picturing Big Keith from the Office eating one while wearing an Ali G costume and talking about bum bags.

Well, to be fair, Stefan calls the male chefs kindergarteners, so take your pick.

Well, to be fair, Stefan calls the male chefs kindergarteners, so take your pick.

That fact was neither fun nor remotely sensible. I wish you'd never registered.

That fact was neither fun nor remotely sensible. I wish you'd never registered.

Do you actually think the Chinese government would somehow give a shit about some horrible U.S. action movie?