Maybe if you restrict it to dorky Western leaders. Joseph Kabila would dominate in a real world leader cage match.

Maybe if you restrict it to dorky Western leaders. Joseph Kabila would dominate in a real world leader cage match.

I liked your comment, but She-Boba Fettette did not.

I liked your comment, but She-Boba Fettette did not.

Cory Casciato, how dare you. There are no bad MST3K Episodes. Except for the Hamlet one. But other than that, no.

Cory Casciato, how dare you. There are no bad MST3K Episodes. Except for the Hamlet one. But other than that, no.

Hint: 99.9999999999999% of celebrities are horrendous people.*

Hint: 99.9999999999999% of celebrities are horrendous people.*

Billy Corgan?

Billy Corgan?

This was a waste of my time, Austin Bernhardt! A WASTE OF MY TIME!

This was a waste of my time, Austin Bernhardt! A WASTE OF MY TIME!

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus "I'm watching the news … Tupac Shakur was assassinated, Biggie Smalls assassinated, struck down by assassin's bullets … no, they wasn't. Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Them two [] got shot! Shit, I love…

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus "I'm watching the news … Tupac Shakur was assassinated, Biggie Smalls assassinated, struck down by assassin's bullets … no, they wasn't. Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Them two [] got shot! Shit, I love…

Deleting your stupid comment on the AV Club message board is not "censorship." Good lord…

Deleting your stupid comment on the AV Club message board is not "censorship." Good lord…

I'd like to make a pornography with Jason Heller, heh heh (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

I'd like to make a pornography with Jason Heller, heh heh (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

Only some porn stars are drug addicts. Others were just sexually abused as children!

Only some porn stars are drug addicts. Others were just sexually abused as children!