Well you know what they always say, Oakland is the Williamsburg of the West.*

Well you know what they always say, Oakland is the Williamsburg of the West.*

Uh… have you been kept unaware of the imaginary "War on Terror" that has been going on basically since the Soviet Union collapsed? "Fundamentalist Islam" is the new communism.

Uh… have you been kept unaware of the imaginary "War on Terror" that has been going on basically since the Soviet Union collapsed? "Fundamentalist Islam" is the new communism.

Better than Christopher's "I was inspired by deconstruction and then reconstruction." Uh… what?

Better than Christopher's "I was inspired by deconstruction and then reconstruction." Uh… what?

Speaking of winning cleavage… Elena should have won this season. I thought her decoy collection at Fashion Week (you can find pictures of it online) was more interesting and better than any of the four finalists. Though of the four actually in the running/on the show, Dmitry was the correct winner.

Speaking of winning cleavage… Elena should have won this season. I thought her decoy collection at Fashion Week (you can find pictures of it online) was more interesting and better than any of the four finalists. Though of the four actually in the running/on the show, Dmitry was the correct winner.

The original line was "I'm going to kick myself tomorrow . . . for shaving off this beard after it took me so long to grow it."

The original line was "I'm going to kick myself tomorrow . . . for shaving off this beard after it took me so long to grow it."

So did Danny just bigwheel into some weird hall of mirrors which made his reflection look like a creepy ghost girl and doubled it?

So did Danny just bigwheel into some weird hall of mirrors which made his reflection look like a creepy ghost girl and doubled it?

Wait, then who was operating the camera?

Wait, then who was operating the camera?

Squares in the Screen: 17 absolutely incredible television scenes involving tiled floors

Squares in the Screen: 17 absolutely incredible television scenes involving tiled floors

Atlas Shrugged III: Chipwrecked

Atlas Shrugged III: Chipwrecked

"I've known a lot of girls who got wet at the mention of Boondock Saints."

"I've known a lot of girls who got wet at the mention of Boondock Saints."