"Basically, I think that's a stupid philosophy"

"Basically, I think that's a stupid philosophy"

Everyone hating on American Beauty seems to be inventing the film's hidden motives in their own minds. Where exactly are you getting that it was trying to be ground-breaking, other than your inert AV Club contarianism?

Everyone hating on American Beauty seems to be inventing the film's hidden motives in their own minds. Where exactly are you getting that it was trying to be ground-breaking, other than your inert AV Club contarianism?

Sam Adams was actually born in Laurel Canyon. That's what gives him that unique, unmistakable Laurel Canyon film aesthetic — you folks just wouldn't understand.

Sam Adams was actually born in Laurel Canyon. That's what gives him that unique, unmistakable Laurel Canyon film aesthetic — you folks just wouldn't understand.

What? Last Chance Kitchen was awesome. The only tragedy of the season was Bev not winning. The "break your food out of a block of ice" biathalon thing was in fact the dumbest moment in Top Chef history though, true.

What? Last Chance Kitchen was awesome. The only tragedy of the season was Bev not winning. The "break your food out of a block of ice" biathalon thing was in fact the dumbest moment in Top Chef history though, true.

What's wrong with pretending to be lesbian lovers? Better than pretending to read books, which is pretty much the gimmick of most AV Club bands.

What's wrong with pretending to be lesbian lovers? Better than pretending to read books, which is pretty much the gimmick of most AV Club bands.

Or those of us who were actually mopey wallflower losers as teenagers and wasted our time reading Keats, not YA novels. I would have fled in terror if Emma Watson tried to talk to me, that's for sure.

Or those of us who were actually mopey wallflower losers as teenagers and wasted our time reading Keats, not YA novels. I would have fled in terror if Emma Watson tried to talk to me, that's for sure.

Goatee Hairs in Your Salsa: The Guy Fieri, Sammy Hagar and/or Guy from Smash Mouth Cookbook

Goatee Hairs in Your Salsa: The Guy Fieri, Sammy Hagar and/or Guy from Smash Mouth Cookbook

I can buy that, but NO WAY are Sammy Hagar and Jerome Bettis two distinct individuals.

I can buy that, but NO WAY are Sammy Hagar and Jerome Bettis two distinct individuals.

Smash Mouth eat all the eggs.

Smash Mouth eat all the eggs.

Anderson shelters?

Anderson shelters?