You are a dunce.  Eric B. and Rakim are still the best hip-hop act of all time.  This is not the Sugarhill Gang…

Erik Bee and Raqim. 

Were you joking? Because Randy Newman might seriously be the best songwriter of the 20th century.

Jaws 3-D.

It didn't, and I don't think the band thought it did either.  They later mocked it by having a picture in their liner notes of one of the Chumbawamba people reading Bill Drummonds "How to Have a Number One the Easy Way"

I remember a lot of people wearing bowling shirts.  Was this related?

Was that song about the guy wanting a Pepsi a hit too?  I guess that was something else.

That song was awesome.  But yeah, it was pretty inexplicable.  White Town - "Your Woman" is sort of in the same category.

Did you miss the rest of the 1990s? 

The Macarena.  Still waiting for an explanation on that one.

Every day is National Sexual Frustration Day in the AV Club comments section.

Ouch, bad timing.  FX just announced they're picking up a show about Tom Arnold's cat breeding business.

"The World I Know" would be the third.

* Gun falls out of pants *

My-my my-my-my Mitchell.

Come on, no mention of Mitchell?

Is that the one where the little kid goes up to Omar and… asks him if he wants some Honey Nut Cheerios?

Federal censors made the AV Club crop out the part just to the right with Paul McCartney wearing a bloody butcher's smock and holding various baby limbs.

This does look like a horrible show, but I hate when people use this argument: "It really seems to think that in a time of 9 percent unemployment, a
poverty rate that’s higher than it’s been at any point since the ’90s,
and potential worldwide environmental and/or economic collapse, the
thing we really need to worry…

Bartholomew Cock