Woah, what's wrong with Pawn Stars?

How can you not love "Wings of Desire"?  That film is fantastic.

Larry the Cable Guy isn't a conspiracy.  He's very, very real.

Bill Drummond also invented Dr. Who house, which is why he is awesome.

Keep covering it until Kelsey Grammer commits suicide.  Thank you.

I really like Twin Peaks Season 1, but come on, The Wire trumps everything.  Deadwood and The Wire were just a better class of show.

Leon never sucks.

Everything about the second season was ridiculous.  It's clearly the fault of the network for forcing the early resolution to the Laura Palmer murder, but nonetheless the show became a shambles.

Wallace!  It's like he just disappeared and nobody would tell anybody else where the fuck he was.

Wow, I never realized how ludicrous the second season of Twin Peaks really was until I saw all the sideplots written out like that.

Well, we can't all be as awesome as you, guy who has registered a username and comments on the Onion AV Club.

Ain't no X-Files in Europe.

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Breaking news: Lucas has also inserted a couple scenes into 'Return of the Jedi' where, instead of getting knocked into the Sarlaac like a chump, I kill it with a sword then moonwalk across Jabba's sail barge and then suddenly Natalie Portman is there and her clothes fall off and her and I fly off into the…

Were there any car periscopes?

Karl's head is spherical, not cylindrical.  If anything, he's a hairless Playmobil man.

"Man, shit. I've seen those tiny ass .22 roundnose drop a nigga plenty of days, man.  Motherfuckers get up there in you like a pinball, rip your ass up.  Big joints though?  Big joints just break ya bones, you say 'fuck it.'"

CCR's "Run Through the Jungle" was always one my favorite protest songs because it's one of the only contemporary songs I can think of that wasn't political as much as it was just portraying the hellishness of actually being a soldier on the ground in Vietnam.

'The Thin Blue Line' and 'Paradise Lost.'  Not only are they both outstanding documentaries and very powerful, but they both played crucial roles in getting innocent men released from prison.  I think that qualifies as delivering the message.  Also, topical!

The Coup.