"Tootie!!! NOOOOOO!"

YOU TOLD THEM EVERYTHING?I?!?!

His own food is disgusting, but I would try many of the places he's visited. You'd think he would have learned something from them.

Well, despite the fact that I can't stand the guy, his food is delicious. So that's pretty unholy.

Ooh, I love historical fiction.

My personal favorite Simpsons episode!

How about Harvey Milk, saved at the last minute before his assasination by that Gary 7 guy?

I likewise must demand that I be allowed to keep my Enterprise Bridge from Wrath of Khan ornament.

Way to go, Dyngus.

March 31st Fool's!

Wonderful, April Fool's Day Creep. Is nothing sacred?

I read Nancy Cartwright's autobiography before I learned she was a scientologist (and didn't realize it until her last chapter when she mentioned it). I don't think I've ever been angrier at myself for buying and reading a book.

Lord knows I have been wanting to kill many a pedestrian using their cell phone and becoming an sidewalk obstacle as I rush to get to a subway.

Oh, good call. And of course, he became a lot easier to hate later.

You just knew he was going to get struck by lightning, and yet when it happened, it still came out of nowhere. Incredible comic timing on that one.

Is that what that was? No wonder my washing machine was so agitated.

Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock - funny. Tracy Morgan on SNL, ymmv.

Annabelle 2: Chucky goes to Georgia

I feel like the nail is objectively the worst trap because it's the most realistic one. Most of us are not going to have paint cans thrown at our heads or grab heated doorknobs. But anyone can step on a nail at any time!

Andy Andy Dowd, like from Cheers.