2 things.

There are quite a few crazy alt-righters who don't believe the 2nd statement anymore.

Once that xenomorph egg implants, it needs to be carried to term. It's in the bible.

Mega Blox joke falls apart because those pieces just never fit right.

I just hope they have enough shielding.

Janelle Monae is going to be working with the engineering department.

It's a brilliant idea to have a planned stunt after midnight on the east coast after 3+ hours of the most boring show on TV has driven most viewers to sleep!

Gowron couldn't fight in any of those wars because he had bone spurs.

Your hand, however, ends up like that guy's in The Blob.

We are at the point where Elder George could be put on Mt Rushmore compared to the next two.

Everyone is going to come back in the midst of a confusing storyline and without underpants on the outside.

Everything except Scandal, which is still awful.

This is reasonable. And I could see Theo Epstein using this "inside baseball" knowledge to the Cubs' advantage.

I think it's time to face facts. The Cubs broke reality.

I'm going with Russian hackers until an independent committee proves otherwise.

Marni is always the worst!

Next on CSI - the mysterious death of Jan Chapman, presumably the work of someone from PriceWaterhouseCoopers.

The crossword app lets you track your completion streak, but they only count if you do them before the next one is released. But the Sunday ones come out at 6 pm on Saturday! So not only is Saturday the hardest one to complete (harder than Sunday IMO - fewer questions which means fewer easy ones to give you hint…

Next year, all the Oscars will be mistakes!

Putin clearly thought Gosling was more of a threat than Naomie Harris.