Toke as fuck.

The Bigly Sad

This sucks

This was no boaking accident!

Well, the movie is in space, so maybe he could be the captain of a little spaceship.

Classic Poe.

In my defense, I haven't actually seen it.

And any prospective citizen who doesn't see it should be deported!

It's great that they want to do a movie in May and all, but you'd think at least one of these Cap movies would come out on the 4th of July weekend, or at least Flag Day.

We've had our Simon and Kirby Cap.
We've had our Brubaker/Epting Cap
We need our Gruenwald Cap! Hell yes, Serpent Society!

Bart, don't you remember our Kablammo talk?

Black Panther.

See? He's the natural choice.

I read this as Mike Wallace hair, but your statement still made sense.

Michael Strahan.

lol, member.

Without watching the clip, is it the Mark Wahlberg from Antiques Roadshow? Or are there actually 3???

Dying in a hail of bullets?

Sorry, you forgot the ( )

I've mentioned this before, but in the early 00s, there was a glorious period for Late Night TV fans who were also too tired to actually watch Late Night TV, where you could watch old Late Night's with David Letterman on Trio, and then the previous night's Conan Late Night on CNBC. And then The Daily Show with its…