The coolest, by far, is Hawaii's King Kamehameha.  It's huge, but they claim that it's life-size, 'cause he was a bad-ass: https://pnn.s3.amazonaws.co…

Also, it's different if you choose to see it—these kids didn't have a choice.  I mean, maybe they had the option of running screaming from the room once it started, but they were basically forced to watch it.  Sorry, but as a teacher, & as a parent, this shows almost comically poor judgement.

Huh.  I was wondering why I was getting comment notifications from a 3-year-old article.  An odd gimmick.

That's actually a reasonable explanation, if you buy into Jedi "spirituality" (I'm putting it in quotes because it's made up, & not even a fully realized philosophy within the movies, let alone in real life)—reasonable enough that I don't even hate it!  That said, I do believe it's more likely that Lucas put…

Isn't everything?

They don't care WHOSE toes they step on!

AngelFire or GTFO!

And the nuts! Don't forget about the nuts!

Hey, at least he won't have to review it.

MORE farts?  How is that even possible?

Must be super-cheap to make. And do they even do any marketing?

No, it's not nearly as good as that.

I found this Dangerous When Wet promotional pic.  To quote @avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus : Va-Va-Voom!
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It wasn't so rare in those days to see shapely women onscreen, but you didn't see very many with much muscle definition, which for me at least doubles her hotness.  You could really tell she was an athlete.

If Lucas reasoned that it should be young Anakin at the end, shouldn't it also have been young Obi Wan?  It's almost like he didn't really think it through!

WHOA—hold on there, @ComradeQuestions:disqus !  It's almost—almost—as if you're suggesting that Popper doesn't fully understand the position he's taking.  I mean, gun rights advocates NEVER do that!

Say hello to my little Ewok friend!

You're new to this whole Internet thing, aren't you?

What can I say, @avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus —I'm just more likeable, I guess.

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