Am I the only one who wants to find a copy with a clearer picture because he thinks the girls look pretty cute?

Am I the only one who wants to find a copy with a clearer picture because he thinks the girls look pretty cute?

Well, duh.

Well, duh.

Keanu, on the other hand, never has been, never will be.  When he's well cast, it works (see: Bill & Ted, River's Edge, Speed, & The Matrix);when he's not, it doesn't (see: everything else).

Keanu, on the other hand, never has been, never will be.  When he's well cast, it works (see: Bill & Ted, River's Edge, Speed, & The Matrix);when he's not, it doesn't (see: everything else).

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CAPITALIZATION, BITCH!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CAPITALIZATION, BITCH!

Sure, if you call that "living".

Sure, if you call that "living".

Bring It On
Admittedly not an acting tour de force—more physical than, um, actor-y—but she's good in it.  And hot.

Bring It On
Admittedly not an acting tour de force—more physical than, um, actor-y—but she's good in it.  And hot.

I wasn't a Buffy watcher, but she was extremely attractive in Bring It On.

I wasn't a Buffy watcher, but she was extremely attractive in Bring It On.

YOU'RE the loose cannon, you stupid chief!

YOU'RE the loose cannon, you stupid chief!

I, too, started with the AV Club when it was still attached to The Onion (though I rarely picked up the paper edition).  Once I got into the AV Club, I moved away from The Onion & now I never go there, unless someone shares a headline that's intriguing.

I, too, started with the AV Club when it was still attached to The Onion (though I rarely picked up the paper edition).  Once I got into the AV Club, I moved away from The Onion & now I never go there, unless someone shares a headline that's intriguing.

The really short pieces are the best.  The full articles rarely hold the momentum of the headline & opening sentence or paragraph.

The really short pieces are the best.  The full articles rarely hold the momentum of the headline & opening sentence or paragraph.