EVERY religion is weird, if you're not a believer (& sometimes even if you are).  But some are weirder than others.

I believe the correct, theological term is "a fuckton of money".

I believe the correct, theological term is "a fuckton of money".

Also, Scientology requires you to shell out not just bucks, but BIG bucks.  Yeah, most religions ask you for $$ but it's not obligatory.  That's a big red flag for me.  Also also, Scientology seems more self-involved than most mainstream religions.  There doesn't seem to be much of an expectation that its tenets are…

Also, Scientology requires you to shell out not just bucks, but BIG bucks.  Yeah, most religions ask you for $$ but it's not obligatory.  That's a big red flag for me.  Also also, Scientology seems more self-involved than most mainstream religions.  There doesn't seem to be much of an expectation that its tenets are…

Ah, good ol' Priapus!

Ah, good ol' Priapus!

Was it Suri, Siri?  Syria?  Sorry!

Was it Suri, Siri?  Syria?  Sorry!

Waaaaaaaaait a minute.  That sound sarcastic!

Waaaaaaaaait a minute.  That sound sarcastic!

I wonder if the CGI guys went ahead & animated him puking, just for fun.  Maybe they pass it around as a Christmas gift for fellow FX dudes.

I wonder if the CGI guys went ahead & animated him puking, just for fun.  Maybe they pass it around as a Christmas gift for fellow FX dudes.

I don't think that's weird at all, really.  A lot of it's bone structure & stuff that's in place pretty early.  A girl I first saw as the younger sister of one of the volleyball players at the school where I teach, when she was in 5th or 6th grade, you could already tell she would grow up hot.  By her senior year…

I don't think that's weird at all, really.  A lot of it's bone structure & stuff that's in place pretty early.  A girl I first saw as the younger sister of one of the volleyball players at the school where I teach, when she was in 5th or 6th grade, you could already tell she would grow up hot.  By her senior year…

"Sure, about 3.7 billion other people could do the work I perform, but no one else can be me doing it."

"Sure, about 3.7 billion other people could do the work I perform, but no one else can be me doing it."

Cultural holiday vs. sacred holiday.  You can Celebrate Christmas with no Jesus at all—just Santa & Rudolph & the Grinch & food & drink & PRESENTS.

Cultural holiday vs. sacred holiday.  You can Celebrate Christmas with no Jesus at all—just Santa & Rudolph & the Grinch & food & drink & PRESENTS.

@avclub-56584778d5a8ab88d6393cc4cd11e090:disqus: No, Gabrielle Carteris is the oldest.  Wikipedia sez she's 51 (!), & is 3 years older than Ziering.