Missing the point, @Dr_John_Zoidberg:disqus.

Oh.
Alright then.

Oh.
Alright then.

(Beastie Boys lyric, @ColdGottoBe:disqus .)

(Beastie Boys lyric, @ColdGottoBe:disqus .)

You can, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus, but you do still need to be within Philly's gravitational pull.  Otherwise, you'll get people asking if you want lettuce or mayo or some shit on your cheesesteak, & then you have to deal with the cops when you jump over the counter & start pummeling them.

You can, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus, but you do still need to be within Philly's gravitational pull.  Otherwise, you'll get people asking if you want lettuce or mayo or some shit on your cheesesteak, & then you have to deal with the cops when you jump over the counter & start pummeling them.

But how do you feel about fucking bananas, @Scrawler2:disqus?

But how do you feel about fucking bananas, @Scrawler2:disqus?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus !
YOU TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus !
YOU TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK!

Marathoners use Vaseline to lube their nips.  Seriously, if you run 26+ miles with a shirt on, your nipples will chafe until they bleed, unless you protect them.

Marathoners use Vaseline to lube their nips.  Seriously, if you run 26+ miles with a shirt on, your nipples will chafe until they bleed, unless you protect them.

Don't mean to diss, @Scrawler2:disqus, but I gotta point out—the houndstooth belongs inside the hound's MOUTH.

Don't mean to diss, @Scrawler2:disqus, but I gotta point out—the houndstooth belongs inside the hound's MOUTH.

I've only ever done that once, @avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus, & I will never ever do it again. In my defense (a) we were already talking about kids & babies, & (b) she was otherwise quite fit, but with a VERY pronounced & rounded belly (in a rather tight shirt, too, so no drapery illusion…

I've only ever done that once, @avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus, & I will never ever do it again. In my defense (a) we were already talking about kids & babies, & (b) she was otherwise quite fit, but with a VERY pronounced & rounded belly (in a rather tight shirt, too, so no drapery illusion…

I read The Bourne Identity a while back, & I recall there being something about more Treadstone operatives than just Bourne.  So I think it's legit, from the book(s)?

I read The Bourne Identity a while back, & I recall there being something about more Treadstone operatives than just Bourne.  So I think it's legit, from the book(s)?

Now THERE'S a blurb-worthy quote!
"It was pretty mediocre, but slightly better than I expected!"