Now THERE'S a blurb-worthy quote!
"It was pretty mediocre, but slightly better than I expected!"

We had one in my Twin Cities suburb, but it closed years ago (it's a Flowerama now).  I haven't seen another Cousins since, but I do think they still exist around here—just not sure where.

We have a few of 'em in the Twin Cities, @avclub-459b420394fe3709a0a344bcf39514e5:disqus, & they're doing fine, even competing against Jimmy John's.

That's a great story, @avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus , & doesn't surprise me even a little.  They put that little court in the Vet when I was living in the DC area, & again, didn't surprise me a bit.

My family in Reading can get locally-made ATV rolls, which are very good, or Salino's, which are great.  I'd put either one up against Amoroso's, @avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus, which are likewise very-good-to-great.

My family in Reading can get locally-made ATV rolls, which are very good, or Salino's, which are great.  I'd put either one up against Amoroso's, @avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus, which are likewise very-good-to-great.

Where in PA do you live now, @avclub-7ed334513e65f01deefba9e87e53ea94:disqus ?  If you're anywhere near Philly, you should have real sandwich shops to go to—fuck all this gas station nonsense, Wawa or Sheetz or otherwise.

Where in PA do you live now, @avclub-7ed334513e65f01deefba9e87e53ea94:disqus ?  If you're anywhere near Philly, you should have real sandwich shops to go to—fuck all this gas station nonsense, Wawa or Sheetz or otherwise.

I grew up in southeastern PA, so I cannot fathom why ANYbody would go to a Subway when you actually have real sandwich shops with real Italian bread.

I want to go to there.

I want to go to there.

Damn straight, @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus .

Damn straight, @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus .

Exactly, @avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus.  And no amount of avocado will improve on Subway's shitty, shitty bread.

Exactly, @avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus.  And no amount of avocado will improve on Subway's shitty, shitty bread.

[insert masturbation joke here]

[insert masturbation joke here]

Thanks, @avclub-29ec0fbe1f8e460ddba44677001af386:disqus , but really that's just a band-aid solution—we need a long-term, permanent cure.

Thanks, @avclub-29ec0fbe1f8e460ddba44677001af386:disqus , but really that's just a band-aid solution—we need a long-term, permanent cure.

A truly weird song, not least because of the sharp contrast between its jaunty tone & it's pitch-black subject matter.