Ordinarily, I don't mind the auto-play that much.  This time, I couldn't hit fucking MUTE fast enough.

Ordinarily, I don't mind the auto-play that much.  This time, I couldn't hit fucking MUTE fast enough.

He's not dumb—dumb would give him an excuse.  He's mean, & he's a shitty comic.

He's not dumb—dumb would give him an excuse.  He's mean, & he's a shitty comic.

We did, @avclub-8f1899cdb606a3c7a0aa80d617eb123b:disqus:  After the Oklahoma City bombing, we DID ban fertilizer—i.e., limited how much someone could buy.  So now you can buy enough fertilizer to, you know, fertilize, but not enough to blow up a building.  Dumbass.

We did, @avclub-8f1899cdb606a3c7a0aa80d617eb123b:disqus:  After the Oklahoma City bombing, we DID ban fertilizer—i.e., limited how much someone could buy.  So now you can buy enough fertilizer to, you know, fertilize, but not enough to blow up a building.  Dumbass.

Doesn't surprise me—the average American's taste is terrible.

Doesn't surprise me—the average American's taste is terrible.

I think I've said this before, but as a one-time resident of Athens GA & reader of the Flagpole—love your nom de AV Club, @avclub-4b10e4650529f74c417d6718429a968e:disqus!

I think I've said this before, but as a one-time resident of Athens GA & reader of the Flagpole—love your nom de AV Club, @avclub-4b10e4650529f74c417d6718429a968e:disqus!

He's the illest motherfucker from here to himself.

He's the illest motherfucker from here to himself.

Relax—that's just how he types with his hoofs.  Good to have you back, @avclub-941c0eb441dfc55eb8a67500132f6bf6:disqus!

Relax—that's just how he types with his hoofs.  Good to have you back, @avclub-941c0eb441dfc55eb8a67500132f6bf6:disqus!

It's been a long while since Lone Star.  Good to have him back where he belongs.

That's not Southern pedantry, it's basic grammar—the apostrophe goes where the omitted letters were. 

That's not Southern pedantry, it's basic grammar—the apostrophe goes where the omitted letters were. 

Fair point, @avclub-6b48bce43f2dc83ad334359aa5a42fc4:disqus , but it could have been a good 20-25 minutes shorter & still been as effective in that regard.  It feels so much like a TV movie, anyway—why not make it 50 minutes to fit an hour slot with a few commercials?

Fair point, @avclub-6b48bce43f2dc83ad334359aa5a42fc4:disqus , but it could have been a good 20-25 minutes shorter & still been as effective in that regard.  It feels so much like a TV movie, anyway—why not make it 50 minutes to fit an hour slot with a few commercials?

It's been a while since I've seen it, but my memory is that she doesn't KNOW he's only 12 (inside) when she seduces him.  I also seem to recall her being upset when she finds out.