This thread is disturbing and needs to be removed before people start making crude sexual jokes at the expense of Col. Angus sauce and rear entrances to shady thickets.

You seem happier, but have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie as a scruffy looking nerf herder?

Exactly how do you know that, ricin?

Takers 2: The Wrath of Takers
Takers 3: The Search for the Taken
Takers 4: The Voyage of the Taken

Sorry, all the anal sex for oxy chicks go to BYU and Oral Roberts University. Shhh…it's a secret.

With the interwebs now widely available, why would anyone waste $10 on a crap movie to see boobs? Can't you see boobs online all the time?

If the guys were smart, they'd offer the drugs BEFORE the buggery. Nothing loosens you up like a nice tab of X or OC.

I like how the crazy killer invariably ends up in a house full of people but is able to wander around undetected snuffing them out one by one. Most competent killers try to get their victims pretty well isolated before they filet them.

The dead guy laying in a puddle of his own blood is the killer, ldo.

Takers 2: Revenge of the Taken

Percoset for me, and it's legal with a nifty doctors note! Constant pain rules.

I don't think Manilow was ever meant to be taken as a serious musician or lyrical genius, but if you can't listen to Copa and not appreciate it for some silly fun, there may be something wrong with you. That song is wonderful in it's sheer ridiculousness, and even though I've only vaguely familiar with Manilow and…

I like Mikey D fries even though I have a local chain that does them fresh (let's hear it for Five Guys!). Just like I love the homemade pizza I make fresh at home but also enjoy a slice of greasy heaven from Pizza Hut. People are capable of enjoying multiple items from the same general food group, you know.

I just want to say…
that I read this at work and laughed so hard that one of my coworkers started laughing too, just because I was laughing. The beginning of this, in particular, struck me as highly amusing: "Hey, yeah, why stop there? Why not Chicken McNugget Shamrock Shakes? Why not the Filet O' Fish McGriddle…

@ Angry nerd - Hey, I'm not down on the gratuitous sex, believe me. The plots were always formulaic, but some of the monster of the week stuff was actually decent, if you enjoy reading trash about vampires and lycans and necromancers, and in the beginning there was a good mix of trashy mystery and trashy relationship…

Penguin - That is a horrible idea, and you should be shot for even suggesting it. TV execs may be listening. THERE SHOULD NEVER BE A SERIES BASED ON THE ANITA BLAKE BOOKS! NEVER!

As a woman, I resent falling into Glee's target audience.

Ironically, that was my thought when I heard about the new NCIS as well. There's a huge base, well known Marine base in San Diego. LA is just sexier, I guess, if more factually inaccurate.

I have a great idea for a show, and I'm willing to sell it for the right price. It can be done as a serious drama, like Mad Men, etremely realistic and detailed, or it can be done like a night time soap opera with maximum unintentional comedy. Contact my agent for details. That is all.