I experienced similiar heart malfunctions when I would take ephedra, back before they banned pretty much everything it came in. I was working mids on the MP desk, and falling asleep was generally frowned upon, so I would pop pills with that stuff to keep me awake (for the record. Sweet fancy moses, I could literally…

Silk Stalkings (cheesy cable show, USA) was ruined when the two leads slept together. Within 4 or 5 shows, they had sex, got married, she got pregnant and he died, then she left the show. Complete self-destruct, and although the show was never "great" per se, it was fun if you enjoyed formulaic cop dramas and wooden…

I stayed up until 3:30 this weekend playing poker and slamming Diet Pepsi. I can't figure out if this makes me cool or lame. But then I recall that I won over $600 and that I hate you all, and then I feel better.

Every time I've shot a zombie in the head resulted in one dead zombie. So there.

Mr Fhatagn stole mine. Although I've puzzled about exactly what "Super Green" means, and I've also wondered why a perfect woman would have such an obviously bad hair dye job.

Perhaps she knows the location of hole the town dug so that they could hide their collective dignities while whoring themselves out for the amusement of screaming hoardes of Twitards.

I don't know any Twilight fans, but if I did I think I'd have to go with Twitard, which is just easier to say.

phel, I love you in a completely platonic way.

Yeah, religious fundamentalists can be pretty freaky, and they, as a group, aren't the most rationale when it comes to their beliefs and things that contradict them. Like science. But I'd say the vast majority of them really just prefer to do their own thing and be left alone. Most of them aren't on TV, large…

I guess I just don't see the hate, here, really. Do they seem backwards and hyperreligious and more than a little weird? Sure, I guess, particularly by modern urban standards. But I just don't think they deserve anywhere near the level of hate as, again, Octomom, a single parent with 14 children and no visible or…

Please, if you think I'm applauding a recipe that basically calls for adding shit to a pickle jar, you've got another thing coming.

I sense I'm in the minority here, but these people don't inspire nearly the same amout of loathing in me as, say, Octomom. This appears, at least superficially, to be as healthy a family as is possible given the size of it.

I'm not sure what it says about you that you've given that much thought about pickle marinades, but it's gotta say something.

I'm pretty sure the last Kool Aid I tried was the fake shit that comes standard in military MREs. Warm fake cherry liquid instead of warm water. Mmmmm……

I'm voting "yes", you should definitely pick some of this up then express mail it to the Taste Test office pronto. Things have gotten decidedly light weight lately. We need another classic Taste Test like seg loaf or CIAC, and that ain't going to come by tasting fruity pickles or more bacon shit.

To quote Savage Love, women do seem to have a more fluid sexual identity, yes, so they are more prone to "experiment" then "swing back".

I'm pretty sure anyone who has served in the military can confirm that the wearing of a wedding ring does nothing to decrease either your ability to attract sex partners or potential partners willingness to throw themselves at you.

I love Star Trek, but most of the episdoes are a walking mass of cliches - the one I personally loathe the most is the disaster aversion at the last possible second.

This is a blatent falsehood. Kilmer is basically hot but has the acting range and facial expressions of a block of wood.

I believe I take it pretty well.