@balls - Really? I always found that one more funny than disturbing.

Sounds pretty gay to me.

It's more like, have you ever seen a faux gay sex scene. Because I've seen real gay sex scenes, and I've seen Top Gun, and there is a difference.

@Bernice - Wow, can't believe I didn't think of that one, considering I just rewatched Sideways this weekend. That was an incredibly awkward scene to watch, and the follow-up of this huge, pasty, flabby, flacid guy chasing Giamatti out to the car is just hilariously retched.

Con Air belongs on a pile, alright.

Oh, it's been more than just one…

But let's also not forget the " roaring, thrusting machinery on display" and the "countless scenes of damp, shirtless men, either hanging all over each other or sizing each other up from inches away."

I'm pretty sure once you turn gay there's no turning back.

Please, not even close.

What's wrong with homoeroticism?
"But mostly, Top Gun is fully engaged with casting a lusty eye on the world of men, with their neatly trimmed moustaches, perfectly styled hair, and tight white underpants. I gotta admit, these guys look pretty gorgeous."

TomWaits - Oh, I remember the autoerotic line from "Clyde Bruckman", I just don't think Mulder was ever supposed to be a transexual. Big difference between that and a porn addict, which yes, is mentioned casually throughout the X-Files, including one of the eps Duchovny himself directed ("The Natural") during the…

There is something seriously wrong with you people.

I already called him sex on a stick. Would you like me to describe in intimate details what exactly I would like him to do to me, or me to him?

Whereas men are reallly only good for about half of one thing, and they aren't really even all that good at that, either.

I like it.

I volunteer to be the next woman he steps out on Tea for. Dear god, the things I would like to do to that man.

Little known fact, but Duchovny also made a very brief appearance (birthday party scene) in Working Girl. Blink and you miss him.

Just when I thought…
that the horror that is reality TV could sink no lower.

Blasphemy. I'll bet you are one of those freaks who like their peeps stale too.

This is a really, really dangerous request to put out there. Chang is pretty hot, and most fanfics go to disturbing places.