Oh, come on, who DOESN'T have a huge Mel Gibson infatuation?

Didn't you hear his new nickname? It's "Octomel".

What about female AV club members? Where do we keep our girlfriends?

Triple Word - Oh, you must be new. My freakiness is generally well known.

I had the German beer-coke mix a couple of years ago when I was stationed overseas with the military and it was called a "colawiezen". Waste of a damn good coke if you ask me.

One of the best ways to get off work - tell a male boss you have "female problems". Why are men so freaked out by women's plumbing? Bunch of fuckin' sissies…

I'm pretty sure you can only get a high quality breed like Chang at an actual breeders. You'll need to pony up some dough for a new one.

Yes, girls are foreign and mysterious creatures who should be avoided at all costs. Because they like shitty beer and television aimed directly at women.

I will never understand people's willingness to take a shitty drink, make it shittier, and then gawk at it's shittiness. Like the world needed more unbearably undrinkable beer.

The Doomsday Machine…
freaked me out pretty badly as a kid. Yes, I was afraid of the flaming Space Bugle. But the idea that there could be a machine out there somewhere that could just wipe you out in a minutes notice is pretty creepy. Plus, insane man taking over the Enterprise.

Actually, I only stated that I'm disinclined to eat foods that cause that level of intestinal distress. You all jumped to my anus with your dirty, dirty minds.

I'm not sure…
if I want to eat any food that, an hour later, is going to cause sharting concerns. Repulsive taste, that I can handle. Skidmarks is another matter altogether.

So you're leaving, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind. Well, fine, be that way. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. It's not like I was all that invested in this relationship either. Sure, we had some good times, a couple of laughs, but I can find another IES anywhere. There's millions of fish in the…

Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

I understand there's a lot of Crash hate on the AVC, but I'm not sure that Bullock's performance in it was all that hate worthy. She seemed to, I don't know, actually try to act.

It may have been pointed out below, but I'm going to say it anyway. Angels and Demons is not the sequel to the Da Vinci Code. It's the prequel.

As long as they keep the Spock character relatively unharmed, I'm fine with the reboot.

I don't know if he loves her or not, but I would tend to agree that he's obviously always been physically attracted to her - that was always part of their schtick.

JVS - At least your team didn't give up a one goal lead at home in Game 7 by allowing two goals in under a minute with less than a minute and a half to play.

I love you people, I really do. As regular readers would know, I'm not going to withhold anything during other times, nor would any such threat work because I couldn't say it with a straight face. Plus he knows I'm generally hornier than him anyway. But letting him know that anonymous internet posters have…