Any tips from some of the guys on how I could maybe talk to b/f into some action? Not during high tide, of course, but damn.

I stand corrected.

It was comparitively rare (the most common injury was heat exhaustion/dehydration, of course), but not so rare that the drills didn't react pretty quickly, actually. I told them I wasn't feeling well about 45 minutes before I collapsed, but once I did they tried to give me salt water, and when that didn't work…

Hey hey hey. I never "shit" myself. I mean, I do my best to clean out first, but if you want to stick something up my hind end, sometimes there are unfortunate byproducts. Those are the risks you assume when you stick your penis inside something whose primary function is to eliminate waste, not service the cock.

What I find sort of odd about my specific situation is that my b/f is a little weirded out by the blood on the cock, but not by the occassional unfortunate byproduct of the butt sex. Blood is unacceptable, but santorum is okay? I mean, it's his cock, and I'm not about to try to pressure him to do something that…

First, water intoxication is the bastard cousin of real intoxication. I don't recommend it at all. I literally wondered if I was dying, and without prompt medical attention, I would have. All of the diziness, vertigo, and nausea, none of the fun.

Hey, anyone NOT willing to do awful, shameful things for money can cast the first stone.

Sad and lonely guy - could have been a cop out, could have been factual. I understand intercourse can be very painful unpleasant for some women with more issues that time of the month.

Snape - Don't feed the trolls. Also, your new(ish) avatar has been freaking me out ever since you changed it.

I don't know, I think the universe exploding in some sort of pudding mishap would be creamy and tasty, albeit tragic.

Speaking as someone who was once hospitalized for a severe electrolyte imbalance (aka - water intoxication), I'd say people crave electrolytes as well.

Holy shit, the zoot suits! And Fizbee! All this makes me remember why I hearted Star Trek so much as a dweeby little kid.

What was wrong with The Coon? I actually thought that was one of the best of the season, although this one and Margarettaville were up there.

Yeah, this week's was far superior to "Pine Derby" IMO. Although that might just be because I'm sick of Randy.

JVS - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Can't, no audio at work. Maybe later at home…

If I ever have a band, I'm going to call it "Painful Duck Sex".

I say screw the Europeans and weirdo night lurkers and restore the Taste Test to it's rightful noonish EST time slot.

Brodeur and the Devils all the way, baby.

"Getting caught in the rain"