Oh what a night!
Late December back in '63
What a very special time for me
What a lady, what a night.

Hey, if someone wants me to take a piss on 'em, I'm game. Doesn't do anything for me, but it doesn't repulse me either.

Hmmm…frat boy slash fiction. I smell a golden money making opportunity.

We accomplish work avoidance, and we accomplish quite well, thank you.

I'm not really sure vaginas want to talk about you, though.

I feel so supported by the AVC community right now, knowing I am not alone in my dislike for the new spot for this feature.

JVS - I think I'm offended. My game is never over-promised. If I promise to molest a man, by God I follow through on it.

Sweet fancy moses, it's Dave Barry's book of bad songs come to life.

Just world class all around. Everyone take a bow.

This has little to do with the actual taste test…
but when and why did they move the post time for this feature so early.
This used to be the highlight of my Tuesday lunch, and now it's up before breakfast and I have no chance to get in quickly with my witty repartee.

This type of moral ambiguity comes into play during "A Private Little War" as well, the infamous "Yeti" episode during the 2nd season when Kirk and company essentially become arms dealers. I remember feeling conflicted about that one growing up - how can the good guys be helping kill people?

10) Cardassians, yo.

I really enjoyed the Coon episode.

See, I'm actually starting to find Randy pretty annoying, and I can't really put my finger on why. I loved the big gay pile episode. Maybe it's because they keep showing him in his tighty whities and the bathroom. Not an attractive picture, even for a cartoon.

Space monkeys.

Am I the only sci-fi geek who didn't hate "Contact"? I mean, I don't love it, but I don't loathe it either.

Didn't hate the episode, but I'm not really a fan of the Randy-centric eps, and I can't really articulate why.

I was (and still am) elated by this news. I couldn't stand Madden, and would actually turn off games he was commentating. I might be just a touch too young to remember when he was great, so all I remember is a fat guy with an annoying voice who used to say the most incredibly inane shit during the game.

Correct on both counts.

Hey, while I ingest my caffine in sweet form, I'm certainly not a complete puss when it comes to the alcohol. Liquor and wine can be as complex and layered as beer, ya hops snob.