Yes, AJR, I thought of you as I was typing that. Ah, the memories of AVC threads past…

Ah, there's romance blooming at the AVC.

HH, if it took me as long to get used to sex as it did beer/coffee, I'd have died of some sort of horniness condition years ago. I've tried multiple varieties of beer and coffee multiple times and still can't stand either. Took me about 5 minutes to like the sex.

I stand corrected.

JVS, that struck me as very funny for some reason.

Also, I thought Amyl Nitrate (poppers) were supposed to relax you, hence the use among gay men to allow them to, um, relax for penetration.

Oozing Green Pustule Doritos

I like to chase my stimulants with relaxants so that my body no longer has any idea what is going on.

Eh, Mexico is nothing special, at least not the parts I've been to. I'll stick with places I don't have to worry about catching dysentary from the drinking water, thanks, no matter how rockin' their snack selection may be.

Oh, this has the makings of a magical, and possibly deeply disturbing, event.

That is seriously fucking creepy. But I didn't see any blood dripping, so I'm going to need more proof that the King, is in fact, deceased.

Oh, I still consume alcohol and caffine, just in forms other than beer and coffee.

Yeah, but with the meth you stay hard but can't get off. Wouldn't that hurt after a while?

And how many kids are becoming deeply confused by the idea that Spongebob is in any way sexual, or that square butts are something desireable. The word "booty" should not appear in a kid's meal commercial.

Ha ha - it's funny because it's true! I also don't drink coffee!

But did he at least call the next day to say he had a good time?

I know - wear BK King masks with phone books shoved down the back of your pants so that you look like you literally just shit a brick.

Day old pizza and cigarettes!

Watch out, Hoodwink, for the rath of the hipster douchbag beer drinkers is about to rain down on you.

Two of…
the best TOS episodes ever, and a reminder of why I feel in love with this show as a kid. Also of interest, Shatner did most of the work for "Devil" the week his father died, which may explain the extra tinge of sadness this ep always seemed to carry for me. Or perhaps I'm just projecting since I know that.