Good one, Herpes, he smiles in that ep too, when he and McCoy end up trapped in that one history's past.

As his cousin lays dying after being impaled by a "good Spanish steel" sword -

This movie, for some inexplicable reason, actually popped into my head the other day, and while one of the first thoughts was "Damn, I never really realized how horrible and actor Costner is", the other one was "I need to rewatch this so I can fantasize about Alan Rickman".

47. Cartman's father is his mother
48. Leia is Luke's sister
49. Neo is the One
50. The dead man in the middle of the room is Jigsaw

No no no! How many times do I have to explain that once something goes up the butt, it should not then go into the mouth? At least not without a thorough washing.

I also appreciate Ron White. Even though I know how it goes, I still laugh every time he does the bit about getting thrown out of a bar in NYC. Fuckin' hysterical.

I know I'm in the minority here, but I didn't think Crystal Pepsi was that bad. Never a go to drink, but not horrible. You may flame me if you wish.

But in a good, natural, raw way.

We got screwed out of our taste test this week, I think. I lurked for hours looking for it. I want those hours back, AVC!

My boyfriend was in the other room when this commercial came on, and he asked me why one guy was telling another guy to "say it sexy" on a Subway commercial. I tried to explain it was an oven but I couldn't stop laughing at the look on his face.

@J. Goo - Go on…

@korthfiend - That would be me. Although I do not presume to be the only AVC commenter who enjoy grandma's candy treats.

I'm saying he would never believe me if I threatened to cut off the goodies. And he'd be right. I probably want the nookie more frequently than he does.

Thanks for reminding us all that Montalban DIED recently, you insensative oaf.

Nah, just toiling away at the end part of my internship year with nowhere near as much time to troll the internets or post desperate attempts at witty reparte on the AVC threads. I plan to return with a vengence this summer…

AJR - That's just it, I've got nothing left to entice him with. It's not like he'd believe me if I threatened to cut off the goodies. He knows there's not a snowball's chance in hell that happening.

I wish I had some Trek fans so I could make this so. I don't think I can talk the b/f into seeing it with me without selling my soul or something.

*claps vigorously* Bravo, one and all!

I like my sex like I like my chocolate: saftey sealed for my protection.

LOL.