Well, I would hate to deprive ba of an end to her week, so I suppose I shall have to endure. Grandma's candy treats for everyone!

No, no, I USED to be a cop, past tense. Now I work in an office while I finish my degree. Dullness in the extreme.

Pilgrim, I respectively submit that you've never actually been to Germany if you think the women there are hot, or at least a higher grade of hot than American women.

What can I say, I enjoy reading about other people eating stuff then reading snarky comments. It's certainly more entertaining than anything going on at work.

When was "totes" EVER a slang term? Did I miss some kind of wild totes craze? Is it some kind of hep cat word the youngsters are using these days?

What, you mean like Oreo creme slathered between two Nazis? I don't know, it would take an awful lot of creme to negate the gamey tang of genocide.

I don't see how…
any of the taste testers, unless they just don't like cookies or sweets, could vehemently dislike this. Sounds like your basic chocolate coated wafer cookie with Oreo creme - how is this bad, even if it's not "as good" as the original? How is creamy goodness sandwiched between anything sweet a bad…

The First…
Taste Test of the new Year!

I was actually hoping to see a band named Zodiac Motherfucker. If I had any ability to be in a band, that's what I would call it. We'd play tween pop.

Before we go knocking the 'Boys (which I'll do happily - America's team my ass), let's give a shout out to all those suicidally depression Lions fans in the crowd. 0-16 is within your grasp.

Ba, I have to agree, as my coworker has been putting up with my snickering for a good 20 minutes now. She agreed that the daisy chain horses and the lactation fetish hooker Barbie were pretty damn funny. Thanks for making our work day more bareable, AVC!

Forget the Love Guru (easily done in my case, as I didn't see it), why the hell didn't The X-Files: Fight the Future make this list? It was cover your eyes awful, and I'm a huge Phile, so it pains me to say that, or even to remember the horror that was sitting through that drivel. The only thing I can think that…

I'll third (or fourth?) the "Who are these people/bands?" I was never all that cool, and now I have fallen so far behind the hip wagon that I will never catch up. Kudos, AVC, for forcing me to acknowledge my own life as an epic fail in maintaining pop culture relevance.

I'm not sure that's the best lubricant to be using, although I'm sure it would work in a pinch.

Dammit, that wasn't an anal sex euphemism, you mental defective, it was off the South Park 2nd season DVDs. I can't see bacon products without thinking of that now.

Vicodinaise

Yeah, I've seen it, and the only thing I can think, beyond the fact that I don't want to eat any sandwich that gives guys boners, is what a sad, sad relationship. And that poor girl. He'd rather chow down on fast food than on her. DTMFA.

Did someone say my name in connection with the phrase "out back"? I dunno, that's kind of weak.

Makin' bacon with Macon!

I would think Arbor Day would be the one day you wouldn't fuck trees. You know, give them a break, it's their day and all. But I guess they gotta take it in the knot every day of the year, ya sick fucks.